My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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