..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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