): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
My balls are so social today.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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