As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Randomize
