are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
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Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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