at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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