I wish my penis had an off switch
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
