Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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