Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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