Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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