We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Randomize
