Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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