How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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