i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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