Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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