i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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