We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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