i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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