i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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