This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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