so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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