Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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