I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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