we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
