Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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