how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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