If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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