Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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