she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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