no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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