she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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