it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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