All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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