My underwear smells like fireworks.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Randomize
