I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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