Christians are straight up FREAKS
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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