I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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