You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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