we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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