I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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