im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
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