I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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