He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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