Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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