Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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