He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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