what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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