But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
Randomize
