Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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