he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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