Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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