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were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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