hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I have tasted many bathrooms
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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