if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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