I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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