i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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